Ducks Unite

Seems Sunshine and her sisters have a revolt in the making. I have found 3 posts from her to the Facebook page City Girl in the Country. Silly girl. Here is  from the three posts:

<<Dear City Girl

Sunshine, the duck here. Today I was subjected to having to watch flirtatious goings ons between my human and that furry 4 legged thing she calls Juliette.

Petting, hugging, kissing and just sitting quietly there while I, a fine duck specimen,  had to endure the ritual from my confinement quarters.

Granted I would have enjoyed getting out, and maybe those hugs aren't so bad, but to sit here and watch and not participate is sheer torture.

I wonder when my jail sentence is up so that I can rejoin my fellow ducks in the fight against human hugging.

I shall tell them of my torture but I will also leave out the clean quarters and swims in the hard pond in the room with no windows. I don't want them thinking I have gone soft on humans.

Thats all to report, she's starting to get that look in her eye where they all go outside as she calls it. I guess I will sleep and dream of freedom.>>

Then there was this one....

<<Dear City Girl,

Sunshine the duck here. Today when my human took me out of my confinement quarters I waddled away, she called it running but we all know ducks just do not run. Anyways, she picked me up and carried me to the outside. 

At first I quaked and quacked with fear and apprehension.  Questions ran through my mind... where are we going? What did I do to deserve this? Will I never see my fellow ducks again? Then a familiar area appeared before us. It was My Home! I called out to my fellow ducks I'm home... I'm home and they called out to me lets celebrate our sister has returned.

I ran over there to them, we chatted our greetings and I started to tell them of my experience in captivity. The human took some pictures and left. 

But wait! She came back again!! My sister ran ahead of me and my other sister stood by my side while I sat down to wait and see what she wanted.  Then she left again. 

I am free at last! I will treasure this moment forever. 

I will report in again on our uprising efforts when the human is sitting outside watching us. I can safely report in because she fraternizes with the chick called Flower. We suspect Flower of being an undercover spy but have no proof of this yet.>>

                     

Then finally this one.....

<<Dear City Girl 

Sunshine here and today our human went into the run and sat with us. And as I suspected Flower went over to her for what I can only assume to be reporting on the duck revolt. Its not that we dislike our human or our food and shelter we just hate climbing that ramp out to the grasslands and her catching us and putting us back in the coop. Its humiliating. 

Anyways, Flower has coerced several other hens to spy for the humans. We saw the human take photos and we have proof that they are spying, why else would they allow such closeups to be taken? 

Have to go now, she's coming to get us>>

They are such funny little things, stamping their feet in muddy puddles, talking with their mouths full and pushing through crowds of hens to get to the plants they want to munch on.

I Love Them So.